Elasticity

New Year, new approach.  So today I started with my clothes.  I began to sort:

Laundry, 

Goodwill, 

Work Clothes that Fit, 

Casual Clothes that Fit, 

Maternity Clothes- Summer/Winter, 

Clothes that should fit but do not... and 

clothes that have an ELASTIC WAISTBAND.  

Ugh.

I am not looking for pity by writing about the fact that I have a new found section of my closet with pants that have an ELASTIC WAISTBAND.  Quite the opposite.  If we are having a conversation and I am whiny about how my body looks after two kids I want you to say the following things to me: 

Breaking Bad.  (Not just a season, the ENTIRE SERIES)

Junior mints. 

Midnight snacking. 

Orange is the New Black.  (The one and only ENTIRE SEASON.)

Flavored coffee, cream AND sugar. 

"What's my excuse?," I clearly don't have one.  However shame on me, if I don't do crunches during the much anticipated second season of Orange is the New Black.